From 25bfshavenever…
Reed Johnson has never told Milton Bradley to calm the fuck down.
Micah Hoffpauir has never been hassled.
Sean Marshall has never made a wish on his…balls.
Ryan Freel has never thanked Jesus for his time as a Cub.
Ryan Theriot has never done a little dance during warm ups.
Rich Harden has never suffered a sex sprain.
Ted Lilly has never gotten ejected from a game he didn’t pitch in.
WIN.
what is this!?!?!?
via lumberjackskerrywood
